04 December 2012


A friend sent me this joke and it made me laugh out loud. Since I truly believe laughter is the best medicine I hope it does the same for you!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale’
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk? ' he asks.
'Yep, ' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what 's your story? '
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.  In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. '

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn 't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.’
‘I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. ' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I 'm just retired. '

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars, ' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap? '

'Because he 's a Bullshitter.   He 's never been out of the yard '

1 comment:

Rilly said...

nothing like starting the day with a good laugh....loved it.