'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn 't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Because he 's a Bullshitter. He 's never been out of the yard '